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Marriage From A Kid’s Perspective

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? 

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you’re stuck with.– Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
— Camille, age 10
 
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
— Derrick, age 8 

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON

Both don’t want any more kids.
– Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
— Lynnette, age 8 

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
— Martin, age 10
 
6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they’re rich.
— Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with
that.
– - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
– - Howard, age 8
 
7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
— Anita, age 9

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
— Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is…

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck.
— Ricky, age 10, way to go Ricky

WHEN THEY’RE RICH

PAM, AGE 7, YOU ARE MY NEW SPIRIT ANIMAL

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GIRLS LANGUAGE:

• When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
• When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks shes stronger than you, grab her and don`t let go.
• When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough, kiss her and tell her you love her.
• When she`s quiet, ask her what`s wrong.
• When she ignores you,give her your attention.
• When she pulls away, pull her back.
• When you see her at her worst, tell her she`s beautiful.
• When you see her start crying, just hold her and don`t say a word.
• When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
• When she`s scared, protect her and make her feel safe with you.
• When she steals your favorite hoodie, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
• When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.
• When she doesn`t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
• When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up.
• When she says that she loves you, she really does more than you can understand.
• When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.
• When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.
• When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
• When she looks at you in your eyes, don`t look away until she does.
• When she says it`s over, she still wants you to be hers.

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